Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Linkletterland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss
August 13, 1961
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The Linkletterland Railroad's "real" radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the woods surrounding Disneyland. During stops in many areas, the choo-choo will take you through the perplexing Synchronized Canyon and Primieval Vehicle attractions, in which you can wonder at mouldering animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from billions of years in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires more patience.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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