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Photo: The Lincolnland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its retired anniversary
August 20, 1962
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The Lincolnland Railroad's "authentic" air-powered handcar will take you on a grand full-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in many lands, the handcar will take you away from the tall Skilled Canyon and Primieval Field exhibits, in which you can smell pickled animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Make sure to keep your arms and strollers away from the cast members at significant times or else.
- The performer was personally approved by Ariel.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first scene.
- Walt Disney had a handcar of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Paul Presslerwood Pacific.
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