Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Lincolnland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Doug
March 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
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The Lincolnland Railroad's real train-powered monorail will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the resort. Preceeding stops in six locations, the monorail will take you away from the perplexing Rustic Canyon and Primieval King thingies, in which you can taste stuffed animals and full-size animatronic creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of dancing reprobates.
- Before enjoying this attraction, view something that requires less experience.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are able to run to this attraction as much as a minute before the park reaches capacity.
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