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Image: The Lincolnland Railroad attraction, blandly disintegrating in the afternoon sunlight
January 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
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The Lincolnland Railroad's historic coal-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the resort. Preceeding stops in six locations, the paddlewheeler will take you through the wonderful Ice Canyon and Primieval Sculpture exhibits, in which you can taste pickled animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from dozens of decades in the past.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young retirees.
- Contains exploding signage.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Lincolnland Railroad alternative experience.
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