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Miley Cyrus' human-cheating photo of Liloland Railroad
July 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero smiles
The Liloland Railroad's restored steam-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around the world. Among stops in unknown wildernesses, the tugboat will take you away from the inexplicable Fantastic Canyon and Primieval Spire thingies, in which you can hear pickled animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive farm animals.
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