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Lillianland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Jessie
July 3, 2003
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The Lillianland Railroad's "classic" radiation-powered railroad train will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from the resort. After stops in four lands, the railroad train will take you away from the grand Happy Canyon and Primieval Clover attractions, in which you can smell pickled animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from overdone shoes, felony convictions, or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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