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Lightyearland Railroad, a favorite dark ride of Tiana
April 15, 2013
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The Lightyearland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the park. Preceeding stops in many lands, the passenger ship will take you around the wonderous Underground Canyon and Primieval Organ models, in which you can hope your kids enjoy realistic animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before enjoying this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or hip, knee, finger, intestinal, lycanthropic, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by singing along with this dark ride's soundtrack.
- Strollers and this dark ride do not mix.
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