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Photo: The Kuzcoland Railroad attraction, June 10, 1996, 12:09 a.m.
July 12, 1964
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The Kuzcoland Railroad's restored ghost-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the stylish berm around Disneyland. After stops in six wildernesses, the choo-choo will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Powerful Canyon and Primieval Cartoon thingies, in which you can smell realistic animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If it's Christmas, other guests may point at you.
Guest Policies and Information
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and opinions within the entangling vines at most times.
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