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The Kuzcoland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
June 15, 1960
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The Kuzcoland Railroad's antique hamster-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the legendary berm around the resort. During stops in four lands, the love bug will take you on a track that avoids the amazing Helpless Canyon and Primieval Cobra dioramas, in which you can feel stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from hundreds of years in the past.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to go on.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at various times.
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