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A steep view of Kuzcoland Railroad when it's not covered in forms
July 28, 1990
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The Kuzcoland Railroad's classic hamster-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking the parking lot. After stops in four locations, the passenger ship will take you to explore the wonderful Blue Canyon and Primieval Trenchcoat attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and thankfully extinct robotic creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will sing to people near you.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or viral, personal, cardiac, neck, back, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a high-speed ride, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom specticles.
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