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The Kuzcoland Railroad attraction during refurbishment

Above: The Kuzcoland Railroad attraction during refurbishment

Kuzcoland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1971
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Seven and a third smiles

Description

The Kuzcoland Railroad's realistic canyon-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand not-circle tour overlooking the park. Preceeding stops in eight lands, the passenger ship will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Lost Canyon and Primieval Tourist thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.

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