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The Kuzcoland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

The Kuzcoland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Kuzcoland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1960
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Intended for: Boys

Description

The Kuzcoland Railroad's antique hamster-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the legendary berm around the resort. During stops in four lands, the love bug will take you on a track that avoids the amazing Helpless Canyon and Primieval Cobra dioramas, in which you can feel stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from hundreds of years in the past.

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