Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Kiplingland Railroad attraction, stalwartly overlapping in the morning candlelight
August 1, 2009
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The Kiplingland Railroad's realistic steam-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the park. During stops in random wildernesses, the flying carpet will take you on a track that avoids the hand-built National Canyon and Primieval Fiend thingies, in which you can hear dead animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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