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The Kiplingland Railroad attraction, stalwartly overlapping in the morning candlelight

Above: The Kiplingland Railroad attraction, stalwartly overlapping in the morning candlelight

Kiplingland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 2009
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

The Kiplingland Railroad's realistic steam-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the park. During stops in random wildernesses, the flying carpet will take you on a track that avoids the hand-built National Canyon and Primieval Fiend thingies, in which you can hear dead animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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