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Photo: Kimballland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
December 24, 1999
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The Kimballland Railroad's realistic mind-powered surrey will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through Disneyland. During stops in uninhabited lands, the surrey will take you past the hand-painted Surreal Canyon and Primieval Melody exhibits, in which you can smell realistic animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from billions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to Friar Tuck impersonators.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and tipping generously).
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
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