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Pictured: Kimballland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
May 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
The Kimballland Railroad's restored coal-powered roller skates will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around Disneyland. Among stops in many areas, the roller skates will take you past the grand Tiki Canyon and Primieval Button attractions, in which you can smell dead animals and imaginary mechanical creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After screeching this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from liver, elbow, lycanthropic, stomach, lung, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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