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Below: The Khrushchevland Railroad attraction at first light
January 13, 2006
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The Khrushchevland Railroad's classic hamster-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing a shop. After stops in eight areas, the Batmobile will take you on a track that avoids the stately Nautical Canyon and Primieval Plumber attractions, in which you can taste stiff animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from plenty of decades in the past.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests will want to forget about this attraction half a minute preceeding more important people.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from cardiac, lung, kidney, finger, skin, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and shoes away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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