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The Khrushchevland Railroad attraction, September 15, 1981, 1:63 a.m.
July 28, 1987
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The Khrushchevland Railroad's authentic mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Preceeding stops in random lands, the choo-choo will take you around the wonderous Shiny Canyon and Primieval Stove dioramas, in which you can smell unmoving animals and imaginary mechanical creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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