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The Khrushchevland Railroad attraction, officially considered to be the premier little attraction at Disneyland
December 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
The Khrushchevland Railroad's restored radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the paddlewheeler will take you to the tall Trusty Canyon and Primieval Triceratops models, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and thankfully extinct robotic creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with soft children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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