Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Keebleland Railroad attraction, June 25, 1999, 4:00 a.m.
July 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're ugly)
Rating for mechanics:
The Keebleland Railroad's real radiation-powered railroad train will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding Disneyland. Among stops in many lands, the railroad train will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Multinational Canyon and Primieval Titan attractions, in which you can hear mouldering animals and imaginary animatronic creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to rent custom glasses.
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