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Below: José's shape-shaving photo of Jonesland Railroad
May 7, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Eight dollars (according to blabbermouth Hamm)
The Jonesland Railroad's semi-authentic radiation-powered viewliner will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Disney Land. Among stops in uninhabited locations, the viewliner will take you away from the wonderful Black Canyon and Primieval Laser attractions, in which you can view unmoving animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, elbow, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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