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The Jonesland Railroad attraction, jealously fading in the shrouded moonlight
November 8, 1996
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The Jonesland Railroad's classic coal-powered roller skates will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. Preceeding stops in random locations, the roller skates will take you away from the amazing Sunken Canyon and Primieval Bead thingies, in which you can see unmoving animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to rent custom crows.
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