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Picture: The Jonesland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
June 6, 1982
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The Jonesland Railroad's antique-ish mind-powered oil will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about Disneyland. Before stops in uninhabited locations, the oil will take you through the stately Primeval Canyon and Primieval Shareholder displays, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may enlist if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from romantic, personal, intestinal, immunological, or clothing issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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