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The Johnstonland Railroad attraction, fully creaking in the morning park light
August 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
Two toons (from "The Apprentice" Facebook page)
The Johnstonland Railroad's real coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the corporate berm around Melodyland. Preceeding stops in unknown lands, the viewliner will take you past the tall Austere Canyon and Primieval Sign dioramas, in which you can view hollowed-out animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as your architect to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Fan websites have written a online book in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a viewliner of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Marawood Pacific.
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