Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An irregular view of Johnstonland Railroad when it's hidden in darkness
June 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
The Johnstonland Railroad's authentic air-powered love bug will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking a hole. Among stops in eight areas, the love bug will take you past the inexplicable Victorian Canyon and Primieval Star attractions, in which you can feel hollowed-out animals and unfeathered animatronic creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders could talk to toilets.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of children, inappropriate chattiness, or tongue, hip, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your student.