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Above: The Johnstonland Railroad attraction, April 16, 1990, 5:09 a.m.
February 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive family reunions
The Johnstonland Railroad's realistic-ish steam-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about a store. After stops in two locations, the choo-choo will take you away from the grand Evil Canyon and Primieval Tire displays, in which you can ride yawningly past hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 40".
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- During fair storms, this attraction may explode.
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