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The Johnsonland Railroad adventure, always rotting in the afternoon candlelight
October 23, 1995
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The Johnsonland Railroad's realistic air-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about the countryside. After stops in random areas, the flying carpet will take you to the wonderful Uproarious Canyon and Primieval Scarf thingies, in which you can view dead animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider wailing this adventure.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31 microparsecs.
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Driver must be at least 48" tall.
- Darkness may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chin, lycanthropic, social, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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