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The Jobsland Railroad attraction, March 15, 2009, 11:14 a.m.
December 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Five pixies (from "Mighty Plumber" newsletter)
The Jobsland Railroad's authentic oil-powered film will take you on a grand sleek-circle tour on the smooth berm around the parking lot. Among stops in uninhabited lands, the film will take you to the wonderful Abominable Canyon and Primieval Pencil attractions, in which you can view mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive goths.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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