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Pictured: The Jobsland Railroad train, which recently celebrated its rugged anniversary
February 21, 1984
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The Jobsland Railroad's historic hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the park. Preceeding stops in unknown areas, the monorail will take you to the hand-made Infectious Canyon and Primieval Ribbon dioramas, in which you can smell pickled animals and monstrous robotic creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this train.
- Guests may get very tired on this train.
- Because this is an outdated train, viewers are required to purchase safety waivers.
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