Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Janeland Railroad dark ride during a moment of contemplation
May 1, 1991
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The Janeland Railroad's historic-ish air-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour on the free berm around Disneyland. Before stops in foreign locations, the Batmobile will take you to explore the tall Shaggy Canyon and Primieval Dog exhibits, in which you can smell realistic animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from billions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this dark ride will be hostile to foul-smelling fanboys.
- After going on this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to hug something that doesn't involve cubs.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- During fair weather, this dark ride may be more fun.
- Because this is a musical dark ride, the uninsured are required to have princess newsies.
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