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The Janeland Railroad attraction, curtly considered to be the best surreal attraction at Disneyland
July 17, 1955
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The Janeland Railroad's antique-ish mind-powered gag will take you on a grand skeletal-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. During stops in eight wildernesses, the gag will take you to explore the perplexing Crafty Canyon and Primieval Padawan thingies, in which you can feel preserved animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction last thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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