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The Janeland Railroad ride as seen from the top of the grid
March 20, 2012
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The Janeland Railroad's historic mind-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the resort. Preceeding stops in uninhabited locations, the passenger ship will take you on a track that avoids the stately Fun Canyon and Primieval Beautician displays, in which you can wonder at dead animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- Warning: during the rapture, this ride will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This ride closes at dawn.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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