Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Jafarland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're shimmery)
The Jafarland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the park. Preceeding stops in unknown areas, the paddlewheeler will take you through the amazing Valiant Canyon and Primieval Explorer models, in which you can smell dead animals and full-size robotic creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to heal people near you.
- After winning this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 28" tall and 37 years old to ride a second time.
- Pregnant passengers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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