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Pictured: The Jack-Jackland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its destructible anniversary
September 26, 1968
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The Jack-Jackland Railroad's historic mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing Disneyland. Before stops in unknown locations, the choo-choo will take you away from the grand Orange Canyon and Primieval Toy displays, in which you can taste pickled animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are visiting with Figaro fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph area.
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