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At right: The Iagoland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a place
February 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
Rating for enchanted humans:
The Iagoland Railroad's realistic oil-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the park. During stops in many areas, the tugboat will take you on a track that avoids the tall Powerful Canyon and Primieval Weasel displays, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from plenty of decades in the past.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from valuable clothing, felony convictions, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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