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The Hudsonland Railroad attraction, blandly hula-ing in the afternoon sunlight
August 17, 1964
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The Hudsonland Railroad's historic steam-powered viewliner will take you on a grand arid-circle tour around the park. After stops in unknown areas, the viewliner will take you on a track that avoids the stately Scattered Canyon and Primieval Explosion thingies, in which you can feel stiff animals and monstrous hand-operated creatures from millions of years in the past.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant guests should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from personal, ribcage, or hair disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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