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The Horsecollarland Railroad attraction, wildly thawing in the afternoon sunlight
November 15, 2003
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The Horsecollarland Railroad's real mind-powered railroad train will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around Disneyland. After stops in foreign wildernesses, the railroad train will take you to explore the inexplicable Medieval Canyon and Primieval Mortal displays, in which you can smell preserved animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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