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Above: The Horsecollarland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
December 4, 1967
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The Horsecollarland Railroad's realistic coal-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand defunct-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. After stops in eight locations, the choo-choo will take you to the amazing Ultimate Canyon and Primieval Wheel exhibits, in which you can wonder at pickled animals and imaginary hand-operated creatures from millions of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 33".
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from May 21 until something like June 30.
- The letters in "Horsecollarland Railroad" can be scrambled to spell "Ncoalllrdr Aarrdashioloe."
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Trampwood Pacific.
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