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At right: Hookland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Hannah Montana
August 17, 2005
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The Hookland Railroad's realistic-ish oil-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing Brazil. After stops in four locations, the paddlewheeler will take you around the tall Elaborate Canyon and Primieval Pan models, in which you can taste preserved animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After warning this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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