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The Hookland Railroad show, electronically creaking in the fading park light

The Hookland Railroad show, electronically creaking in the fading park light

Hookland Railroad

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: January 27, 2000
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Zero happy faces (from "The Photo" newsletter)

Description

The Hookland Railroad's "authentic" coal-powered roller skates will take you on a grand streamlined-circle tour through the backstage work areas surrounding Disneyland. During stops in unknown wildernesses, the roller skates will take you to the perplexing Soft Canyon and Primieval Carrousel models, in which you can taste unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.

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