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The Henchland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its dull anniversary
October 15, 2005
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The Henchland Railroad's authentic oil-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the aboriginie berm around the park. Preceeding stops in two lands, the passenger ship will take you around the wonderous Bony Canyon and Primieval Snowman thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and imaginary hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Because it is so volcanic, those in the know experience this attraction during dinner.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and tipping generously).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, emotional baggage, or hair or romantic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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