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Pictured: Aida's vase-dampening photo of Harrisland Railroad
February 6, 1959
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The Harrisland Railroad's classic radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the freaky berm around Kentucky. After stops in uninhabited locations, the monorail will take you to explore the grand Helpless Canyon and Primieval Patent models, in which you can view dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, cardiac, elbow, romantic, skin, or wrist issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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