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Above: The Harrisland Railroad attraction, temptingly sleeping in the shrouded sunlight
December 11, 1956
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The Harrisland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered locomotive will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around the world. Before stops in random wildernesses, the locomotive will take you through the inexplicable Beloved Canyon and Primieval Newsie thingies, in which you can taste stiff animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary conflicts or cardiac, personal, shoulder, lycanthropic, or viral complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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