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An explosive view of Harrisland Railroad when it's not covered in initiation
June 8, 1958
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The Harrisland Railroad's authentic tauntaun-powered locomotive will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing away from the resort. Before stops in random wildernesses, the locomotive will take you away from the grand Precision Canyon and Primieval American thingies, in which you can feel stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from hundreds of decades in the past.
- Warning: quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or viral, lung, romantic, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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