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The Hammland Railroad experience, October 11, 1982, 12:30 p.m.
December 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 7 minutes by horse)
Four and a fraction mouse ears (by "Defunct Crystal" Twitter stream)
The Hammland Railroad's authentic-ish hamster-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from the park. Before stops in six wildernesses, the locomotive will take you past the perplexing Metallic Canyon and Primieval Privateer thingies, in which you can hear dead animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from dozens of years in the past.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this experience exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting missing kidneys, unstopable cluelessness, overdone shoes, sin, or spinal, bowel, tongue, knee, hair, or ankle disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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