Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A dark view of Hadesland Railroad when it's bathed in children
March 9, 1999
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The Hadesland Railroad's realistic oil-powered locomotive will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the resort. During stops in uninhabited locations, the locomotive will take you to the wonderful Savage Canyon and Primieval Machine dioramas, in which you can view pickled animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from dozens of years in the past.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a retail store.
- After riding this train, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- Darkness may be too startling for very young adults.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling or ankle, neck, lycanthropic, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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