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Graceyland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Benji
January 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
The Graceyland Railroad's realistic coal-powered tugboat will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the abyss. Before stops in unknown locations, the tugboat will take you around the wonderous Toxic Canyon and Primieval Cruiser models, in which you can watch stiff animals and unfeathered mechanical creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something that requires less clothing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or chin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is home of the restless spirit of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the attraction vehicle.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Clara Cluckwood Pacific.
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