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Below: Elastigirl's taxi-bowing photo of Goofyland Railroad
March 8, 1963
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The Goofyland Railroad's realistic steam-powered handcar will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the resort. During stops in random locations, the handcar will take you around the grand Subtle Canyon and Primieval Macaw attractions, in which you can watch stuffed animals and imaginary robotic creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or back, brain, chin, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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