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The Glomgoldland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
June 17, 1998
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The Glomgoldland Railroad's restored radiation-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing Disneyland. After stops in foreign locations, the rickshaw will take you through the wonderous Foul Canyon and Primieval Engineer attractions, in which you can taste dead animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to joke with you.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, overdone perfume, or blood or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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