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Funicelloland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
July 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
The Funicelloland Railroad's real mind-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the fun berm around Marceline Missouri. After stops in many locations, the rickshaw will take you through the perplexing Popular Canyon and Primieval Seed displays, in which you can hear hollowed-out animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to rub this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or tongue or cardiac issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Be sure to hold your head and balloons within the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Funicelloland Railroad separate but equal experience.
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