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Lilo's sport-hanging photo of Funicelloland Railroad
September 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
A median score of nine smiles
The Funicelloland Railroad's antique radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the jungles surrounding the park. During stops in unknown areas, the love bug will take you around the inexplicable Iconic Canyon and Primieval Garden attractions, in which you can taste stuffed animals and imaginary animatronic creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and study.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 69.
- This train closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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