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The Frozoneland Railroad attraction, universally considered to be the worst overhead attraction at Disneyland
February 10, 2000
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The Frozoneland Railroad's classic oil-powered railroad train will take you on a grand full-circle tour encircling Disneyland. During stops in random lands, the railroad train will take you away from the hand-assembled Abominable Canyon and Primieval Pot models, in which you can smell preserved animals and monstrous hand-operated creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or kidney, fingernail, leg, nasal, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experience.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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