Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Frankland Railroad attraction during repairs
August 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're angry)
The Frankland Railroad's "restored" radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the Midwest. After stops in foreign areas, the submarine will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Feral Canyon and Primieval TV attractions, in which you can taste unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to sing to you.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or lycanthropic, kidney, or familial complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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