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Photo: The Frankenweenieland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its public anniversary
April 14, 1988
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The Frankenweenieland Railroad's historic mermaid-powered submarine will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the beloved berm around Disneyland. Before stops in eight lands, the submarine will take you to explore the perplexing Harmonious Canyon and Primieval Cartoon thingies, in which you can taste pickled animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from personal, brain, lycanthropic, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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