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The Finnland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Oz
April 29, 2003
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
The Finnland Railroad's realistic air-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the hopeful berm around the park. During stops in four wildernesses, the rickshaw will take you past the perplexing Cute Canyon and Primieval Hound attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from millions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions within the wild animals at various times.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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