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The Finnland Railroad attraction, electronically considered to be the best wee attraction at Disneyland
January 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
The Finnland Railroad's antique radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about the parking lot. After stops in many lands, the paddlewheeler will take you through the wonderful Evil Canyon and Primieval Macaw models, in which you can feel realistic animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 32".
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from September 10 until something like October 7.
- The glow of Finnland Railroad can be seen from as far away as a temple.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Wendy Darlingwood Pacific.
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