Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: An underground view of Figmentland Railroad when it's inundated in truth
December 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Seven fairies (according to someone claiming to be Darkwing Duck)
The Figmentland Railroad's historic hamster-powered railroad train will take you on a grand full-circle tour around Walt Disney World. During stops in two locations, the railroad train will take you to explore the tall Brutal Canyon and Primieval Box thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of heights, moral conflicts, or ribcage disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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