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Figaroland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Tuck
July 17, 1955
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The Figaroland Railroad's real radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from the Disneyland Hotel. During stops in many areas, the monorail will take you away from the wonderful Delightful Canyon and Primieval Table thingies, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or bowel, brain, fingernail, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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