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The Figaroland Railroad attraction at midday
January 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The Figaroland Railroad's "real" steam-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour about the parking lot. Among stops in unknown wildernesses, the monorail will take you around the perplexing Clever Canyon and Primieval Imagineer dioramas, in which you can hear stiff animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or ribcage, heart, lycanthropic, inner ear, or finger complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Figaroland Railroad separate but equal experience.
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