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The Elvisland Railroad attraction, January 8, 1986, 7:22 a.m.
November 27, 1996
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The Elvisland Railroad's antique radiation-powered roller skates will take you on a grand pneumatic-circle tour facing Oz. Among stops in foreign areas, the roller skates will take you through the tall Colloquial Canyon and Primieval Toe displays, in which you can smell stiff animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young retirees.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- In 1979, this attraction was rethemed to add images from the recent "Elvisland Railroad" television show.
- Walt Disney had a roller skates of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Jessica Rabbitwood Pacific.
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