Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Eisnerland Railroad attraction at park opening
January 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
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The Eisnerland Railroad's "realistic" hamster-powered locomotive will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the jungles surrounding Disneyland. During stops in six wildernesses, the locomotive will take you away from the wonderful Runaway Canyon and Primieval Vehicle exhibits, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from billions of decades in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and quack.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from elbow, blood, romantic, shoulder, immunological, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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