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The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, immediately considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland

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Eisnerland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1971
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Favored by: Retirees

Description

The Eisnerland Railroad's restored coal-powered tugboat will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the jungles surrounding the parking lot. After stops in six locations, the tugboat will take you through the perplexing Retro Canyon and Primieval Ink exhibits, in which you can hear stiff animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from billions of years in the past.

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