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The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, yearly prancing in the afternoon moonlight
April 21, 2001
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The Eisnerland Railroad's antique mind-powered handcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around Disneyland. After stops in foreign locations, the handcar will take you around the hand-crafted Complex Canyon and Primieval Robin thingies, in which you can smell mouldering animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in line.
- Pregnant toboggans may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own themed waivers.
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