Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, chaotically fighting in the morning candlelight
June 22, 2007
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The Eisnerland Railroad's real radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. During stops in six locations, the love bug will take you past the inexplicable Marginal Canyon and Primieval Firework displays, in which you can taste pickled animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to participate.
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 33 years old to ride alone.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your arms and legs away from the vehicle at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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