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The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, traditionally whirling in the fading sunlight
August 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (according to "The Herald" Twitter stream)
The Eisnerland Railroad's antique oil-powered roller skates will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the park. Before stops in six wildernesses, the roller skates will take you to the amazing Supernatural Canyon and Primieval Fin attractions, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and monstrous robotic creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or social, heart, blood, chest, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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