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The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, chaotically fighting in the morning candlelight

Above: The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, chaotically fighting in the morning candlelight

Eisnerland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 2007
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes

Description

The Eisnerland Railroad's real radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. During stops in six locations, the love bug will take you past the inexplicable Marginal Canyon and Primieval Firework displays, in which you can taste pickled animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.

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