Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
December 27, 1999
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The Eisnerland Railroad's real mind-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Among stops in six lands, the locomotive will take you to the wonderful Perfect Canyon and Primieval Can thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past stuffed animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to join this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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