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Below: The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, immediately considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland
October 4, 1971
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The Eisnerland Railroad's restored coal-powered tugboat will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the jungles surrounding the parking lot. After stops in six locations, the tugboat will take you through the perplexing Retro Canyon and Primieval Ink exhibits, in which you can hear stiff animals and thankfully extinct clockwork creatures from billions of years in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to orbit this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from June 22 through August 25.
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