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A sunburned view of Dumboland Railroad when it's not hidden in fog
Dumboland Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1987
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Description
The Dumboland Railroad's semi-realistic radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the park. Before stops in uninhabited locations, the paddlewheeler will take you past the tall Fantastic Canyon and Primieval Bucket displays, in which you can view stiff animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
Touring Tips
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might make silly comments to you.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve writers.
Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skin or chest complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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