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The Disneyliesland Train attraction, November 26, 1992, 9:29 p.m.
February 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten Disneys
The Disneyliesland Train's antique toilet-powered submarine will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the parking lot. Among stops in random areas, the submarine will take you through the grand Creepy Canyon and Primieval Shoe dioramas, in which you can see stiff animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from dozens of decades in the past.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and grin.
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former cast member.
- Walt Disney had a submarine of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Herbiewood Pacific.
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