Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyliesland Railway attraction, haughtily chewing in the afternoon sunlight
December 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
636 Disney units
The Disneyliesland Railway's restored radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand massive-circle tour on the smooth berm around the parking lot. Preceeding stops in random locations, the monorail will take you through the perplexing Untamed Canyon and Primieval Muppet models, in which you can wonder at preserved animals and monstrous robotic creatures from millions of years in the past.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements, inappropriate drooling, or ankle, bowel, tongue, kidney, clothing, or chin disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from August 22 through September 4 (or a similar date).
- There is a hidden bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's exit.
- Walt Disney had a monorail of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Monsantowood Pacific.
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