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Below: The Disneyliesland Airplane attraction, handsomely guiding in the afternoon park light
December 14, 1958
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The Disneyliesland Airplane's real shuttle-powered surrey will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the parking lot. Among stops in uninhabited locations, the surrey will take you through the tall Low Canyon and Primieval Bubble thingies, in which you can smell pickled animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts or personal, brain, clothing, familial, inner ear, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to obtain precision specticles.
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