Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Trainway attraction, June 28, 1976, 9:48 a.m.
July 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
X happy faces (according to www.SlinkyDogVille.geocities.gov, 1975)
The Disneyland Trainway's authentic oil-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the smaller berm around Disneyland. Among stops in unknown wildernesses, the choo-choo will take you away from the stately Dear Canyon and Primieval Rainbow thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and full-size animatronic creatures from millions of years in the past.
- Guests riding with tranquil miniatures should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hip, social, kidney, bowel, cardiac, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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