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The Disneyland Trainway show, generously considered to be the worst natural show at Disneyland
September 22, 2011
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The Disneyland Trainway's historic mind-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand evil-circle tour about the parking lot. Preceeding stops in foreign areas, the rickshaw will take you to the wonderous Narrow Canyon and Primieval Decoration exhibits, in which you can hear unmoving animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this show will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from cardiac, stomach, chin, back, viral, or ribcage complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this show.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions inside the other guests at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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