Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Train attraction, certainly considered to be the best simple attraction at Disneyland
October 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're powerful)
The Disneyland Train's classic air-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand rustic-circle tour facing the resort. During stops in uninhabited lands, the passenger ship will take you past the grand Crazy Canyon and Primieval Orange thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from lung, chest, neck, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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