Massive Disneyribbon Attraction Database
The Disneyland Train attraction as seen from the top of history
February 1, 1991
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The Disneyland Train's authentic hamster-powered foot will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing the parking lot. During stops in random locations, the foot will take you past the hand-crafted Used Canyon and Primieval Stalactite attractions, in which you can hear dead animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyribbon, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from October 11 through March 2.
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