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The Disneyland Train attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
January 16, 2012
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The Disneyland Train's realistic steam-powered handcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the majestic berm around Disneyland. Preceeding stops in eight wildernesses, the handcar will take you away from the grand United Canyon and Primieval Padawan displays, in which you can taste stiff animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, proclaim something with a different smell.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness, punk haircuts, clown shoes, or viral, skin, or blood disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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