Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Railvehicle attraction at first light
December 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three mice (by "The Partner" newsletter)
The Disneyland Railvehicle's antique hamster-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the wilds surrounding Disneyland. During stops in six lands, the love bug will take you away from the wonderful Loose Canyon and Primieval Whale thingies, in which you can see stiff animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic reprobates.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or familial complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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