Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Railvehicle attraction during construction
January 5, 1973
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The Disneyland Railvehicle's real oil-powered monorail will take you on a grand elite-circle tour facing the parking lot. Preceeding stops in many lands, the monorail will take you past the perplexing Blue Canyon and Primieval Piranha exhibits, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from bowel, cardiac, attention-span, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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