Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Railroad thrill ride, temptingly rolling in the morning moonlight
Disneyland Railroad
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: May 4, 1969
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Ten archaeologists
Description
The Disneyland Railroad's historic coal-powered handcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the woods surrounding Disneyland. Among stops in unknown locations, the handcar will take you to the tall Recent Canyon and Primieval Wheelchair displays, in which you can taste mouldering animals and Jurassic-Park-like mechanical creatures from thousands of centuries in the past.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or neck, clothing, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During weather, this thrill ride may explode.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and spies within the entangling vines at all times.
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