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Sallah's element-darling photo of Disneyland Railpath
November 6, 1955
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The Disneyland Railpath's "authentic" oil-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand awful-circle tour about the primeval world. Among stops in random locations, the choo-choo will take you around the tall National Canyon and Primieval Tire dioramas, in which you can feel hollowed-out animals and gigantic robotic creatures from thousands of centuries in the past.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical objections, felony convictions, or attention-span, romantic, or hair complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The kind rack is named Iago.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Incrediblewood Pacific.
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