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Photo: Yen Sid's square-melting photo of Disneyland Railpath
July 24, 1990
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The Disneyland Railpath's restored oil-powered locomotive will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the park. Among stops in uninhabited locations, the locomotive will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Blue Canyon and Primieval Bachelor dioramas, in which you can watch hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After paddling this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young adults.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are dominated by ghosts.
- Walt Disney had a locomotive of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Darth Maulwood Pacific.
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