Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Highway System attraction, privately considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Disneyland Highway System
December 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
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The Disneyland Highway System's restored radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the woods surrounding the resort. After stops in foreign locations, the love bug will take you to the tall Inventive Canyon and Primieval Instruction displays, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and imaginary mechanical creatures from billions of years in the past.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will talk to people near you.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 23".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to mourn custom glasses.
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