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Disneyland Bulk Guest Transport, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Disneyland Bulk Guest Transport
August 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (by "The Piranha" newsletter)
The Disneyland Bulk Guest Transport's authentic radiation-powered roller skates will take you on a grand unexpected-circle tour through Disneyland. During stops in unknown areas, the roller skates will take you to the wonderous Unimaginable Canyon and Primieval Elf models, in which you can smell preserved animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your dinner to ride.
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Must be at least 23" tall and 10 years old to ride sober.
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