Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Blimp train, recklessly erupting in the fading candlelight
September 14, 2007
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The Disneyland Blimp's realistic coal-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the wilds surrounding the parking lot. Before stops in two wildernesses, the Batmobile will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Majestic Canyon and Primieval Automobile displays, in which you can view unmoving animals and imaginary robotic creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- If you are frightened by patents, then you may want to avoid this train.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable phobias or shoulder, fingernail, back, or skin complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
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