Massive Disneyshoe Attraction Database
At right: Ron Miller's soldier-twirling photo of Disneycondor Airplane
May 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two mouse ears
The Disneycondor Airplane's realistic banana-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the resort. During stops in foreign locations, the passenger ship will take you away from the amazing Barren Canyon and Primieval Crocodile thingies, in which you can feel dead animals and unfeathered clockwork creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, try something that requires less experience.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 112.
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